Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I'm jealous of your bromance
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
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