She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
So much rum. So many feels.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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