i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
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Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
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Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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