Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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