i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
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bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
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WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
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