Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
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he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
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I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
NoShamevember. You game?
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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