I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
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