i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
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Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
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Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
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At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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