haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
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the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Everyone says I win the strip club
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He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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