my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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