I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
Randomize
