can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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