ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
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She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
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The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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