Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
our cab driver is having phone sex.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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