doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
it's great music for shaving your balls
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
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