Kareoke will never be a sober sport
So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
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I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
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Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
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