is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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