Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
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so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
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Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
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