I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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