Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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