Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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