Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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