Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
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New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
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I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
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