Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
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thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
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Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
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