What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
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