$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
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