why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
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Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
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I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
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