What should our trivia night team be named?
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Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
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The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
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It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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