I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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