Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
Randomize
