K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
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So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
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Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
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