Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
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From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
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I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
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