sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
The power of my boobs compel you
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
So. Much. Porn.
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