so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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