i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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