Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
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yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
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Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
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