Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
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