That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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