how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
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she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
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You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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