just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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