That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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