My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
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We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
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That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
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