He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
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Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
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I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
When are your genitals available?
It's not a walk of shame if you run
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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