Swine flu. Run for my life!
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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