my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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