so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
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I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
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If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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