Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
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I need you to use more vowels.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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