Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Never underestimate the power of titties
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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