After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
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4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
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So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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