who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Is Oprah even human
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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