i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
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His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
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We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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