Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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