Having your wife answer your cell was so lame. Maybe we can talk when you get your phone, your facebook account, and your balls back.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
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Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
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Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
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