You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
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They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
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the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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