Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
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